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Earning military-style wings for a turbulent two minutes in a bathroom smaller than a coffin is the most aggressively optimistic self-assessment in aviation history

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" Flowing white cursive script reads "Blues" with a baseball-style swoosh tail

"Where friends meet" is doing romantic heavy lifting for a building that smelled like floor wax and feet

Weathered white bold text reading "DEFEND THE FRONTIER" arches above a circular emblem with dot separators

Me So Corny v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt mission viejo Earning military-style wings for aCandy corn walking around with that much confidence is unearned for Halloween's most polarizing candy. Nobody asked for a soft shoe routine from the treat most people quietly throw away. The Details: Distressed orange block text reads "ME SO CORNY" in a weathered, textured finish. Below, a vintage rubber hose style candy corn character struts with white gloved hands, white rounded shoes, a wide grin, and a tri color body of white, orange, and yellow.