Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Long Sleeve T-Shirt ut2-rebuilt " in a blocky

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White uppercase text reads "COACH BOBBY FINSTOCK'S" above larger bold text reading "3 RULES TO LIVE BY:" in condensed sans-serif

Red stencil text below reads "CHAPPY" above a gray fighter jet silhouette

Featuring a mesh back with snapback

Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Long Sleeve T-Shirt ut2-rebuilt " in a blockyJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading