Women's We're All In This Together Like Hostages Racerback Tank Top anti-slavery Cynical Affirmations: 52 wryly sarcastic

Cynical Affirmations: 52 wryly sarcastic and relatable quotes that serve as an amusing alternative to the trite toxic positivity featured in traditional affirmation decks — perfect for the sort of person who's more of a storm cloud than a ray of sunshine

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and reading we'd rather ban the fascists and save the books

this shirt pairs well with that ever-present low grade depression we all feel living on a mental health destroying hell planet

this shirt makes a great gift for the gardener

Women's We're All In This Together Like Hostages Racerback Tank Top anti-slavery Cynical Affirmations: 52 wryly sarcasticWhenever some well meaning pep squad type reminds me that "we're all in this together" my mind immediately adds "like hostages" to the end of that statement. Do I want to be trapped in the dystopia with all the scum and villainy? Not really. Yet here we are. I guess we can despair together. This funny shirt is a fun look for suffering through the hellscape with dark humor. Adorned with our bird and bunny characters, you too can give reality the