Gassquatch - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Arched golden-yellow serif text reads

Arched golden-yellow serif text reads "MELODY RINK" above a purple and golden-yellow circular emblem featuring a vintage hand-drawn female skater in a dress

and nobody asks what third prize looks like

Inspired by Indiana Jones

and then the putter goes into the lake anyway

Slim Whitman's yodeling being humanity's last hope says everything

Gassquatch - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Arched golden-yellow serif text readsSasquatch remaining undetected for centuries makes more sense once you realize every hiker within a mile radius already evacuated. Cryptozoologists keep searching the woods, but their noses found the evidence years ago. The Details: Large orange red circle sits behind a dark brown silhouette of Sasquatch in the classic Patterson Gimlin mid stride pose, with a brown fart cloud and motion lines trailing behind. Distressed dark brown chunky serif text